Sweettooth and Jet Li are sitting outside of the Arena, they notice the new show in town and hope to sell their t-shirts as if they were part of the show. Sweettooth turns to Jet Li and taps his shoulder.
"I have an idea. Come on."
The two take off and sneak backstage after knocking out two of the security guards. The backstage area was catered, which was made obvious by Jet Li's stalking of the table. Sweettooth grabs a chair and looks at Jet.
"Come on! We don't have time for cookies!"
"I've been eating pork and beans all week! I just--"
"Put that cookie down!!"
"Sweet... fine..."
Jet Li grabs a chair and they both charge the stage, the crowd lets out a very shocked gasp as the two men take out the two tag teams in the ring, clobbering them all with chairs. Jessica's music soon hits the PA and she walks down the ramp, holding a microphone.
"You know, I should have you thrown out of here for that stunt. But we settle things in the ring here, so I am offering you a contract, not for your benefit, but so my superstars can beat the snot out of you!!!"
The crowd erupts in cheers, Sweettooth and Jet Li stand next to each other and grin.
"Jet, you earned that donut..."
(It doesn't matter what tag, but it would be nice to have an on going feud with this. Any takers?)